Saturday, April 22, 2006

Seeking Chaste Germanic Girl

Faithful companion of the weaker sex required for holy matrimony. Chaste girl of robust Germanic breeding stock and Catholic upbringing preferred. Must have a strong back, quiet presence, gentle spirit, and modest worldly desires. Should be agreeable to austere conditions and honest manly discipline. Ownership of wooded acreage (20+) and draught animals would be suitably beneficial.